A tidbit of a phone conversation at 2am
Marie: Remember when you had to delete your MySpace cause of that stalker?
Anvy: Which one?
Marie: I don't remember. . .
Anvy: Do you like how I had to ask you which one?
Marie: What if you had a pimple inside your mouth?
Anvy: I'd make you pop it with your tongue. Hey, guess what?
Marie: WHAT?! :D
Anvy: You're an idiot. APRILLLLLL FOOOLSSSS! :B
Marie: Oh ho ho ho ho, you got me good! Do you like how "dick" in German means "fat."
Anvy: I like me some good dick!